Knobhead!

Not something I get a lot of, maybe once every 2 months, but today I had a timewaser, or as I prefer to call them, “knobheads”. I have seen plenty of writings where girls get this sort of thing, but having been in this business for sometime I have worked out who is likely to keep an appointment and who is not, usually by the way they talk on the phone. I would say that when I first started probably 90% of subs that made advance bookings would cancel, not a problem as long as I am not in my chambers dressed in rubber, heating on, awaiting your arrival. So I decided to cut down on this, now you can only phone me on the day you want the session unless you are a trusted regular.  Some don’t like this, saying that they are traveling a long way to see me and want to be assured of the time slot. I will pencil these in, but insist that I receive either a voicemail, text or preferably  call as soon as I switch my phone on at 10am. Changing that one thing alone stopped almost all of the no shows.
What is the kick I wonder. I can accept if plans change, you get scared, or the missus wants to go shopping, just send me a text and cancel the appointment, that’s fine. But to go out of your way and piss someone about, that is something I just can’t abide. Today I had one, John he called himself, asked for an appointment at 2pm, he even went to the bother of calling to say he was parked up. I asked him to wait 2 minutes and I would call him back. So I ring him, no answer, call again, phone just rings out. Uh oh, I think I have a live one here! I try contacting him about 6 times and eventually the phone is a dead line. Anyway, I send him a nice little text to tell him to look at this blog tonite where his phone number will appear 07561597888. Now I don’t know if he just popped a PAYG Sim in his phone. or he used his work or contract number, either way it will now bw bombarded with texts and calls from my trusted servants.
As it happens someone had only called 15 minutes earlier asking if I had a slot free, I phoned him back and he popped around, lovely jubbly. So the day ended up being a good one, thanks to @rubberboyalex , happy birthday, sub steve who filled the gap left by the knobhead,  and ” S”, who enjoyed a 2 hour session.